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I wonder what would happen if I put all the racist people from my country into their own little country. One where they can only eat British food, wear British clothes, use British technology, watch British tv and film. Have nothing in their lives except things that are British. How would they evolve? They’d be stuck the same way for ever while outside their little hateful bubble the world would change and grow.
I’d fly over them on my hover craft while eating a curry and laugh at them in their silly little British cars eating nothing but silly British food.
Snow White from Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs is strong. She is feminists favorite punching bag, right after Aurora but at least every once in awhile someone will come to Aurora’s defense. Snow (and Cinderella frankly) are seen as what is wrong with the Disney princesses. Snow likes cute animals, cooking, cleaning, and a useless dwarf. She befriends seven strange men who end up saving her in the end. Dude, the prince just comes and kisses her. She is stereotypically feminine. She doesn’t go fight for her country. She doesn’t prevent a war from breaking out. Girl is nice to every single person she meets, even the woman who tried to kill her. She felt bad that she scared the animals when they found her crying in the woods. She is kind hearted. She wants to help everyone she meets. Her looking out for others is what got her killed.
All of that being said does not make her weak. Sure, she is a bit naive but she lived a rather sheltered life. The queen had her locked away doing chores all day. When she found out the queen wanted her killed, instead of standing in the field looking at the huntsman, she fucking ran. She ran away to protect herself. She left an abusive home (she lived with the queen in her castle). When she met the dwarfs, she bargained with them so they wouldn’t kick her out. She ran that house. She put the dwarves and animals to work. She was very sweet but she was also the head bitch in charge. Even Grumpy didn’t try to backtalk her.
The fact she needed the dwarfs and animals to save her doesn’t make her weak. Saving yourself is more than just killing the enemy. It is about surviving, which Snow White did. She may not know how to throw a punch, shoot an arrow, or save her country, that doesn’t make her weak. Not every woman can defeat their demons/enemies on their own. Some of them need help from their friends, which the dwarfs and animals were to Snow, to defeat their enemy and that doesn’t make them weak.
Also, girls who prefer Snow White to Merida are not weak or “too girly.” There is no such thing as being “too girly.” Not all girls are going to relate to Merida and that is okay. Not all girls are going to like Snow White. Some girls like both characters. There is nothing wrong with girls liking the classic Disney princesses. There is nothing wrong with girls preferring the newer princesses. What is a problem is when people try to deem what princesses are “good” or “bad.”
Honestly, bravo. This is one of the best posts I’ve seen on tumblr. I hate that people think Snow is weak because she doesn’t perform heroic acts and, like you said, is traditionally feminine.
She managed to escape from the Evil Queen, make the best out of the situation in the woods and befriended the dwarves, and eventually found her Prince and her happily ever after. There is nothing wrong with that.
100% agree. I wish someone did this with every Disney princess that people shit on. I wish someone talked about how Aurora had one of the most fabulous days of her life and met a wonderful guy (let’s be honest here, Prince Phillip is great) with her adorable woodland creature friends (who given her isolation in the woods for her safety were possibly her only friends besides her fairies) and then was told that she had to give it up for her betrothal. And it kills her to do so because hey she really likes this guy, but she gives up her own happiness to marry some prince for her kingdom (that she just found out about). I love Aurora.
Not to mention that she has been told not to talk to anyone outside her and the faeries (and the animals ofc), but she takes a huge risk by talking to a stranger. He is super awesome, but he could have been someone who wanted to kill her. She went out of her comfort zone to talk to this guy. Something a lot of us (including me) have trouble doing. It may not be saving China, but goddammit, not everyone needs to save a country in order to be brave, adventurous and strong.
#Hey Mr President#Invade Britain whenever you want#Back door’s open
#dear mister obama please take australia it’s yours #we’ll bake you cookies and everything #you can pat our kangaroos #fuck you can have one here take one #all yours
#seriously #peru’s open too #all the llamas will be your army #just come get them
#I bet obama secretly has a tumblr
ooc: I remember this interview!!! LOLOL Also, I love that he’s One of Us.
ooc: how could you ever even consider anyone else?
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wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once
the journey has begun…
DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS
Like I said
fandom will take over american currency
i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg
GUYS ITS GETTING AROUND
Here we see Crowley smiling because Justin Bieber’s ten years are almost up.
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Oh…. wow…. those boys have alot of fun on set… thats for sure…
His lovely Padahumps tho
If you don’t click this link you lose ten thousand respect points
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lookatallthishitinevergetdone:
Every fandom ever
This gets better the longer you watch
Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom. Feels should not get in the way.
Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.
Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.
And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.
And in that moment, I swear we were all Ted.
I’m more of a Marshal to be fair. Especially when it comes to doctor who and twilight.
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
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Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs…
Well before the additions, the original post was basically any who other than Moffat who… But then we lost rose and Martha to their lust over the doctor but like…. Can you blame them?
heY IM ON THERE WHOA
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In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.
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hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.
i need oxygEn
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