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rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

Well I read twi fic so like the first happens like at least once a day… Even in the fic I’m reading right now. Heck I think it’s canon….

get to know me meme — [3/5] favorite movies: hairspray

↳ “Ever since we first saw the sun, a man and woman liked to shake it when the day is done. And so we’re gonna shake and shimmy it and have some fun today. Cause you can’t stop the motion of the ocean or the rain from above. They can try to stop the paradise that we’re dreamin’ of, but you’ll never stop the rhythm of two hearts in love to stay. Cause you can’t stop the beat.”

mstallulahbelle:

latessitrice:

usedkarma:

a-little-bi-furious:

feministpokemonmaster:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I love you Mara.

OMG

fantastic

I was blocked on Twitter by EL James before it was cool.

Seriously, she went through people from the Twilight fandom and blocked anyone who’d ever been remotely negative about the story, even if we’d never interacted directly with her. I even have the dubious honour of being blocked on her personal account as well.

Mara Wilson: Ex-Child Star and Non-Kool Aid drinker. 

ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

Probably welsh…. Or kiwi.

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

solarbird:

gengarvevo:

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

thirdkidney:

squidgybuttblog:

crikey-way:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:


pyralspite:


check out this new keyboard i bought


HOW RICH ARE YOU


The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
BUT
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

Seriously
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters

Are you really not gonna mention it?Really? Are you all blind? The door mat is off centre

I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?

They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.

damn that’s a lot of dildos


Y’know, if you want to go multi-monitor - and once you’ve gone multi-monitor you never go back - you don’t have to have the money for a fleet of widescreens. Seriously, right now, 4:3 ratio LED screens in perfectly good condition are being dumped en masse for like $5. Keep your good card on one for gaming, and use any old card you have lying about (or order a cheap $15ish card or two from Amazon) and you can be triple-monitor setup for $40, and I am not even exaggerating. That’s less than they paid for that keyboard!Which is a pretty swank keyboard.
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solarbird:

gengarvevo:

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

thirdkidney:

squidgybuttblog:

crikey-way:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

check out this new keyboard i bought

HOW RICH ARE YOU

The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

BUT

OH MY GOD

I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

Seriously

ONE is enough

but you have to go and get THREE moniters

why do you need THREE moniters

Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre

I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?

They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.

damn that’s a lot of dildos

Y’know, if you want to go multi-monitor - and once you’ve gone multi-monitor you never go back - you don’t have to have the money for a fleet of widescreens. Seriously, right now, 4:3 ratio LED screens in perfectly good condition are being dumped en masse for like $5. Keep your good card on one for gaming, and use any old card you have lying about (or order a cheap $15ish card or two from Amazon) and you can be triple-monitor setup for $40, and I am not even exaggerating. That’s less than they paid for that keyboard!

Which is a pretty swank keyboard.

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